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Originally Posted by Maquisard
1. You're on the Texas education board deciding what goes into the next generation of textbooks for all of the U.S.A. Who do you effectively write out of history?
2. Conversely, who do you focus disproportionate attention on?
3. What country-wide changes would you institute to make the Texas thingy position not as important and wide-reaching?
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1. Thomas Jefferson, because it's all his fault. Well, him and Ben Franklin and John Adams, anyway
2. George W. Bush, the Greatest American President of the last decade.
3. Finish building the immigrant fence for them the way they want it... all the way around.
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Originally Posted by Not A Speck Of Cereal
1) Can you spot satire when you see it?
2) Has creating lists on this board changed, or did I just forget?
3) What country-wide changes would you institute to make the Texas thingy position not as important and wide-reaching? (passing this forward for Maquisard to get a decent answer.)
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1. Maaaaayyyybeeeeee
2. I never did lists that way anyhow, so I have no idea.
3. Dig it up and put it in the Pacific Ocean.
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Originally Posted by Squinky
1. What real thing in the world do you wish was merely satire?
2. What satire do you wish was a real thing in the world?
3. Do you give a poop what Roger Ebert thinks about video games?
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1. Politics.
2. World Peace.
3. No. Roger is being a snob and doesn't get the importance of interactivity as a form of immersion and catharsis, and thus fails to see that, though the dramatic tools and the overall shape are different, the intent is still the same.
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Originally Posted by tsa
1. What do you do directly after you realize that you aren't sleeping anymore?
2. When do you have the most difficulties getting up?
3. Do you like reading in bed?
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1. Wonder if it's closer to 2 AM than 8 AM.
2. Work days.
3. Yes, but I don't do it often.
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1) What should I make for dinner: a) chili; b) hamburgers; c) chicken and chorizos with rice?
2) If you woke up after one day of work and felt exhausted to the point of nausea, would you stay home or go to work, knowing the bills need to be paid?
3) Have you ever looked in the mirror and saw a complete stranger staring back at you?
