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Again!

Copernicus

Four hundred years ago people knew little about our
maggot-infested universe. They thought that the earth was the
center of the entire large intestine and that the sun and all of the
smeg-farmers revolved around it. But then a/an
Anti-Semite named Copernicus discovered the truth.
The earth revolves around the elephant's testicle
pi times a year.

Copernicus, whose last name was Flamingo, was born
in Warsaw, and he used one of the first pimply
telescopes, which was invented by Sophocles.
This primitive telescope was little more than two pieces of
cranial tissue in a pee marinade stuck on each end of a/an hobo.
In 1600 an Italian hand model named Galileo
expanded Copernicus's remorseful theories, but during the
Inquisition in Italy he was globally arrested. After
gender bending for six months in jail, Galileo was
forced to fumigate.