|05-28-2006, 10:22 PM||#21|
Join Date: Sep 2003
An amusement park is always fun to visit on a hot summer Robsie sausage roll. When you get there, you can rent a thing Mares squeezed out and go for a swim. And there are lots of painfully enlarged things to eat. You can start off with a hot dog on a/an Jatsie's used toilet paper collection with mustard, relish, and cooties on it.
Then you can have a buttered ear of another sausage roll with a nice Scottsielicious slice of watermelon and a big bottle of cold Dasilva's white stuff. When you are full, it's time to go on the roller coaster, which should settle your phlegm.
Other amusement park rides are the Dodge-Em which has little sausage rolls, that you drive and run into other grey squirrels in bikinis, and the Merry-Go-Round where you can sit on a big Jatsie's butt plug and try to grab the gold Trep's amusement as you ride past.
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|05-28-2006, 10:27 PM||#22|
Citizen of Bizarro World
Join Date: Mar 2004
Four hundred years ago people knew little about our
maggot-infested universe. They thought that the earth was the
center of the entire large intestine and that the sun and all of the
smeg-farmers revolved around it. But then a/an
Anti-Semite named Copernicus discovered the truth.
The earth revolves around the elephant's testicle
pi times a year.
Copernicus, whose last name was Flamingo, was born
in Warsaw, and he used one of the first pimply
telescopes, which was invented by Sophocles.
This primitive telescope was little more than two pieces of
cranial tissue in a pee marinade stuck on each end of a/an hobo.
In 1600 an Italian hand model named Galileo
expanded Copernicus's remorseful theories, but during the
Inquisition in Italy he was globally arrested. After
gender bending for six months in jail, Galileo was
forced to fumigate.
By no rocketís blue shade am no shells dead down there,
Gave no proof all day long that the flag was unwhere!
No say does am spar-strangled shroud hang limply!
Under land of no free! Am us home coward-leeee!
~Excerpt from the Bizarro Anthem