[bysmitty]

I won't soil all of your untainted minds with knowledge of the deeds I have done to acquire certain games in my collection.



Okay, maybe I will soil your minds anyways... I've shopped at 'WAL-MART'!!!

*collective gasp from all within earshot*

I'm not proud of what I've done but I willingly accepted the eternity of damnation I now look forward to.

…Don't cry for me...

...I'm already dead.

*curtain closes*

...bysmitty