^'s teeth are bigger than ^^^'s teeth :devil:

^is about to be catched by a crazy hunter for his trophys wall, for being a rare species.:P

^ is the boss at the end of Stockholm

^ wears pantyhose that are purple

^wants a hammock, a clear sky, a little sand in the shoes, while ^^ in his purple pantyhose is serving her tropical cocktails.:P:crazy:

hahahahahaha that is pretty good :)

^ likes to wear a maids outfit to clean the roof

^ Is already finished her daughters' back-to-school shopping for the years 2012 to 2018. :crazy:

^ wants me to do his school shopping for some nice new boxers :devil:

^ likes to wear leather boxers with spikes on the inside. :devil:

^ wants a picture of me in said boxers and my "working" girl boots :devil:

^Is the new image of the boxers and boots 1+1 special offer for ^^'s company :)

^ keeps having to buy new computers due to an ongoing misunderstanding of the phrase "booting up".

^ his PC doesn't go into Windows anymore, so he wants me to fix his computer .:P


(I can modify the BOOT sequence in the bios, BOOT from the cd, got to the recovery console and use commands to modify his BOOT.ini, or do a BOOTfix, and then BOOT in safe mode! And I can BOOT....Oh wait, this isn't a PC forums :don't mind me, I've been busy!:crazy::crazy: )

Ok, then I'll put my boots on and "boot" your PC ! :)

^prefers high heel boots.

^ prefers pussycats in boots.

^ watched to many Josie and the pussycats cartoons in his childhood...:)

^ is the secret identity of She-Ra, Princess of Power.

^charges for advice on how to dress for formal dinners.

^ took my advice and turned up to a formal dinner dressed in this

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/...29_306x572.jpg

still looked fabulous. :)

^forgot he had put £100 in one of the pockets of the jacket above before giving it to me.

^ Thought that 100 extra pounds made her look fat, so she quickly gave the £100 note to her handsome, demonic brother-in-law.

Trunksie

(Sorry, Jelena! :o)

^who were so grateful he invited her to a vacation on the Bahamas all on his expense.
:devil:

^ who found at the airport that the money was fake and now is runing after ^^ , all over the city to get her revenge! :P

^ took the fake money from ^^^ and used it as wallpaper in her living room.

^ took some fake wallpaper and tried to spend it in a shop.

^is the owner of the shop, who took the fake money from ^^.

(can I write a rumour of myself?)

^is waiting for someone to lead this tread out of the 1 month coma it's been in ... :P:crazy:

^ learned demonic Voodoo revival skills out of boredom, just to resurrect random dead threads

^ keeps the undead thread 'alive.'

^ got his brain eaten by an undead thread :P

^ Holds the world record for having stepped in the most cowpies. Also holds the world record for eating the most cowpies in one sitting. :r

^ Jealous of current cowpie world records holder. Is in training to break both those records.

^ is also known as Desperate Dan...

^ is confusing also known as kate you and kate them.

^ is the Mayor of Hastings

^ thought he was the Mayor of Hastings, but he was wrong....... ^ is the Mayor of Potty Town a small Island off the coast of Greenland.:crazy:

^has returned from the Gates of Hell. :)

^ Is proud of his small but ever-growing collection of celebrity farts, which he keeps on a padlocked shelf in his bedroom.

^ wants to be the proud owner of Kimmy Clause but what ^ doesnt know is Kimmy Clause is her own owner :D

^ once refereed an armwrestle between Tom Verlaine and Chuck D