^ is ^^ personal secretary, and has to take care of all the problems he listed above (or at least try to!) Attachment 2795

^ Is the personal slave assistant of ^^^'s personal secretary, assigned with tasks such as acting as ^^'s human footstool, preparing ^^'s bento box lunches every day and washing ^^'s sexy underwear.
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Trunkyo

Well at least ^ has interesting underwear (the tiger underwear, the devil underwear... Attachment 2796 Attachment 2799)

^ likes having an assistant very much, but doesn't know that his assistant is going to quit soon, and might file a charge on the account of workplace sexual harassment Attachment 2797 Attachment 2798

(Good thing these are only rumours ;), I wouldn't really want anyone to work under me, even literally, as a human footstool! :o)

^ Is already striving to become the next representative for her country in next year's Eurovision Song Contest, by practising her singing at karaoke bars, in the shower, in the elevator, on the bus and during all of her dates. :crazy:

^ is making rumours about SweetDalilah because he secretly has a crush on her, and to avenge the death of his sensei

^ is trying to get ^^ to teach him how to be a naughty devil.

^ pretends to be made sick by the snotty kid so she doesn't have to face him tomorrow at school.

< is pretending to be sick so ^ will come visit me :P

^has received a visit from her strong and tall neighbour .:crazy:

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< think that ^ nned to supply < with lotion for ^'s bumpy skin :D

^ Covered her naked body in pink frosting and 25 (;);)) lit candles and invited her friends and neighbours over to "have a piece of her". :D

^ has cut a small hole in his beard so birds could nest in it. After the chicklets were hatched he could scoop them up with his tongue and eat them as apetizers before dinner.

Has bought a Easy-way-to-grow-a-beard bottle , used it and now it won't stop growing.
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^ has eye brows that grow and have to be cut using a lawn mover.

We call her... Unabrow! :D

teehee

^ likes when I say "teehee" ;)

^ Was the runner-up in the Bearded Lady contest sponsored by the makers of Easy-Way-to-Grow-a-Beard™.

^^ The winner of the aforementioned Bearded Lady contest. :crazy:

^ thinks ladies with beards are sexy

^ thinks beards with ladies are sexy

^ thinks sex with beards is for ladies.

^ thinks sex is what happens when a beard is salted, placed under a table for four days, and then put in a microwave with a miniature lady

^ thinks he knows better.

^ obviously thinks that because I'm so sexually inexperienced that I am not aware what sex actually is: that thing grown ups do in films when they kiss each other on the mouth with their tongues and make loud noises

^ thinks that sex is a gross thing his parents do......*shutters* parent sex gross :crazy:

^ loves to lap up ^^'s used anti-shrivel mayonnaise.

(Oops, sorry, I deleted the post by mistake! :o This is what I posted before):

< Shudders at the number of times ^^ has misspelled "shudders". :P

^^ Was featured on My Strange Addiction as a woman who keeps her left hand immersed in a jar of mayonnaise because she believes it will dry out and shrivel up if she doesn't. :crazy:

^ Was featured on MSA as a man who is addicted to watching MSA non-stop.

^ likes that I misspell so much stuff, b/c he likes to correct me grammer.
*shutter* *shudder* *shutter* *shudder* *shutter* *shudder* *shutter* *shudder* *shutter* *shudder* ..................lalalalalalalal..............*sh utter* *shudder* *shutter* *shudder* :P

^ stutters.

^ is really bonkers for bunnies

Oh yes :) But that is hardly a rumour :)

^ Ticked off all of the local residents lamenting yet another TLC pilgrim, after having knocked on every door in Looe and Polperro looking for Jonathan Boakes in the hopes of having a photo taken with him. :(

^ is just jealous :P

;)

^ thinks that I'm cute -p- tuttie even thou I cant spell. :P

^ Hopes to run with off with me to England for my own TLC/Barrow Hill/Dark Fall pilgrimage, and help me plan future pilgrimages to New Orleans (GK1), Bavaria (GK2) and Rennes-le-Château (GK3). :kiss:

^Will not be able to lift his suitcase for the pilgrimages as I will be stowed away in there!

I will also be in there!

^ will break into every house that he thinks features in an adventure game.

GK?!

Hey, I'm the skinny one! I would fit perfectly in there, and I will be the most easy to carry.And I'll stuff my own provisions and won't complain too much!
Just make a few holes in that suitcase for some air :D

^ is not a perfect candidate for Trunk's suitcase. I am! :P

(GK = Gabriel Knight, of course. ;))

^ Is better known as Katarzyna the Polka Princess, currently touring the world inside her accordion case, since she's thin enough to fit inside it even with the accordion. :crazy:

Ow, that's a scary thought.

^ is not the only one with horns on this forum anymore.

^ horns are bigger then ^^'s horns :devil: