Worst thing to ever happen when alone with opposite sex
 

I was reminded today of the worst and most humiliating moment of my entire life. Once when I was out with a prospective new girlfriend I was talking too loudly about one of her friends and that very person came around the corner and finished my sentence for me in a most awkward fashion... oh it was unbearably humiliating because the two girls just looked at each other and there was a profound understanding and deep deep resentment and... oh I dont even want to think about it.

I know that other people have way more profoundly embarrassing things happen to them though and so I was wondering if anyone would share them here just to cheer me up?

Well, whenever I'm alone with a bunch of guys, the only thing that makes me feel awkward is that I'm a head shorter than everyone and my voice is an octave higher. Other than that, it's not all that different, embarrassment-wise, from being in mixed company.

Arob, not to worry, the foot in mouth plague shows no signs of abating. Why, if I could go back in time, the many moments that I could save myself from...

I secretly love when things like that happen, in fact I'm still waiting to ask a fat woman "so when's the baby due?" :D

I did that once, actually believing she was pregnant since she used to be a lot thinner. Oh, that was sooooo embarrassing. :frown:

Imagine how awkward it would be to accidentally say that to a guy.

"Triplets, one in each buttock and a third in the gut? You must be so proud."

Not just awkwardness, but maybe even a punch in the face. Or...maybe they'll be flattered by the comment?

"Are you done yet?"

You'd punch a girl in the face? Now that's just low...

Doesn't egalitarianism rock?

I'm still haunted by the looks on their faces...
 

It would have been better if someone was there to make a joke out of the whole thing... but instead her words and their looks - their knowling glances at each other lasted forever - probably only a few seconds but it was so pain full for everyone. My relationship with both - ruined

and it was me and my big mouth...
I can't even forgive myself for it.