01-21-2008, 05:46 PM | #1 |
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Worst thing to ever happen when alone with opposite sex
I was reminded today of the worst and most humiliating moment of my entire life. Once when I was out with a prospective new girlfriend I was talking too loudly about one of her friends and that very person came around the corner and finished my sentence for me in a most awkward fashion... oh it was unbearably humiliating because the two girls just looked at each other and there was a profound understanding and deep deep resentment and... oh I dont even want to think about it.
I know that other people have way more profoundly embarrassing things happen to them though and so I was wondering if anyone would share them here just to cheer me up? |
01-21-2008, 07:45 PM | #2 |
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Well, whenever I'm alone with a bunch of guys, the only thing that makes me feel awkward is that I'm a head shorter than everyone and my voice is an octave higher. Other than that, it's not all that different, embarrassment-wise, from being in mixed company.
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01-21-2008, 09:03 PM | #3 |
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Arob, not to worry, the foot in mouth plague shows no signs of abating. Why, if I could go back in time, the many moments that I could save myself from...
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01-22-2008, 03:26 AM | #4 |
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I secretly love when things like that happen, in fact I'm still waiting to ask a fat woman "so when's the baby due?"
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01-22-2008, 07:09 AM | #5 |
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I did that once, actually believing she was pregnant since she used to be a lot thinner. Oh, that was sooooo embarrassing.
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01-22-2008, 11:02 AM | #6 |
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Imagine how awkward it would be to accidentally say that to a guy.
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01-22-2008, 12:01 PM | #7 |
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"Triplets, one in each buttock and a third in the gut? You must be so proud."
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01-24-2008, 08:11 PM | #8 |
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01-24-2008, 09:26 PM | #10 |
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You'd punch a girl in the face? Now that's just low...
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01-25-2008, 09:46 PM | #11 |
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02-03-2008, 10:00 AM | #12 |
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I'm still haunted by the looks on their faces...
It would have been better if someone was there to make a joke out of the whole thing... but instead her words and their looks - their knowling glances at each other lasted forever - probably only a few seconds but it was so pain full for everyone. My relationship with both - ruined
and it was me and my big mouth... I can't even forgive myself for it. |