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Old 01-21-2008, 05:46 PM   #1
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I was reminded today of the worst and most humiliating moment of my entire life. Once when I was out with a prospective new girlfriend I was talking too loudly about one of her friends and that very person came around the corner and finished my sentence for me in a most awkward fashion... oh it was unbearably humiliating because the two girls just looked at each other and there was a profound understanding and deep deep resentment and... oh I dont even want to think about it.

I know that other people have way more profoundly embarrassing things happen to them though and so I was wondering if anyone would share them here just to cheer me up?
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Old 01-21-2008, 07:45 PM   #2
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Well, whenever I'm alone with a bunch of guys, the only thing that makes me feel awkward is that I'm a head shorter than everyone and my voice is an octave higher. Other than that, it's not all that different, embarrassment-wise, from being in mixed company.
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Arob, not to worry, the foot in mouth plague shows no signs of abating. Why, if I could go back in time, the many moments that I could save myself from...
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I secretly love when things like that happen, in fact I'm still waiting to ask a fat woman "so when's the baby due?"
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I secretly love when things like that happen, in fact I'm still waiting to ask a fat woman "so when's the baby's due?"
I did that once, actually believing she was pregnant since she used to be a lot thinner. Oh, that was sooooo embarrassing.
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Old 01-22-2008, 11:02 AM   #6
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Imagine how awkward it would be to accidentally say that to a guy.
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Imagine how awkward it would be to accidentally say that to a guy.
Not just awkwardness, but maybe even a punch in the face. Or...maybe they'll be flattered by the comment?
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Not just awkwardness, but maybe even a punch in the face.
You'd punch a girl in the face? Now that's just low...
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You'd punch a girl in the face? Now that's just low...
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Old 02-03-2008, 10:00 AM   #12
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Default I'm still haunted by the looks on their faces...

It would have been better if someone was there to make a joke out of the whole thing... but instead her words and their looks - their knowling glances at each other lasted forever - probably only a few seconds but it was so pain full for everyone. My relationship with both - ruined

and it was me and my big mouth...
I can't even forgive myself for it.
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