Made-up Conversations
Beat The Champ said in another thread "My friends and I like to get into these embarrassingly private but made-up conversations in elevators and other small places where strangers can't help but overhear."
What an excellent idea for a thread. Respond to my sentence below with something that's either going to sound outragious, humorous, or otherwise odd to a casual listener. "I dropped by to see Bill and Melinda today." |
"You don't remember Melinda? Perhaps you know her better as John"
I presume the plan is to a response to one and set up a new feed line so "I'm not going shopping there any more" |
"When I tried to wear the Speedo over my jeans, they kept looking at me funny. I just can't deal with that."
*** "So, I saw her again tonight." |
They assured me the snails were already dead. But anybody can lie about that.
I don't care, I'm still getting my stuff from them. |
"Whatever, it's YOUR kidney."
__ "I always loved their pies." |
"Yes, that Mr Sweeney in Fkeet Street always got the best cuts"
---- "Then I pressed the green button and you know what happened next?" |
"The hair dryer went to full blast with afterburner, no?"
*** "A funny thing happened to me on the way to the grocery store." |
"Did you see the clown with the herring as well? It made me wet my pants!"
__ "So, where are they, Riggsy?" |
"no their balls where hanging on the wall"
_________ "So did you see that old Horse"? |
"No. I lost my retinas in 'Nam, remember?"
_____ "Do you remember... that time... in... in Nadersbrooke?" |
"No, that must have been when I was stripping"
___________________ Have you ever looked at a spider close up? |
"Of course I have. It's been here for five bloody years, now could you PLEASE pull the bastard off of my face."
______ "Shit! That was a close one!" |
Let's hope we don't have to eliminate anyone else for eavesdropping on our conversations.
------------- And that's when I finally realised. |
"Really? It's not a hugely hidden twist that Bruce Willis is dead, and surely you didn't have to wake up at 2:45AM, exactly seven years since you first saw that film, and call me to tell me that you realised the twist!! DAMN YOU!!"
___ "I haven't slept in days." |
Really why? It must be from all the crack you smoked last week
How does that sausage taste? |
"To be honest, it reminds me of that time I went bungee jumping with Celine Dion."
*** "Do you think a thirty-year age difference really matters all that much?" |
"Only if she's twelve..."
*** "My microwave stopped working this morning" |
"must be from all those live pigeons you like to explode in there"
*** "look at this red spot on my elbow" |
"Yeah, that was a real close one back at that tanker!"
__ "Look at this white spot on my bedsheet." |
You are feeling sleepy, very, very sleepy.
---------- Can you believe what happened at the Brit awards? |
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