06-29-2007, 07:05 PM | #1 |
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Made-up Conversations
Beat The Champ said in another thread "My friends and I like to get into these embarrassingly private but made-up conversations in elevators and other small places where strangers can't help but overhear."
What an excellent idea for a thread. Respond to my sentence below with something that's either going to sound outragious, humorous, or otherwise odd to a casual listener. "I dropped by to see Bill and Melinda today."
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06-29-2007, 10:20 PM | #2 |
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"You don't remember Melinda? Perhaps you know her better as John"
I presume the plan is to a response to one and set up a new feed line so "I'm not going shopping there any more"
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06-29-2007, 10:24 PM | #3 |
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06-29-2007, 10:28 PM | #4 |
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06-30-2007, 03:10 AM | #5 |
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06-30-2007, 04:54 AM | #6 |
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06-30-2007, 06:04 AM | #7 |
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06-30-2007, 06:05 AM | #8 |
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06-30-2007, 06:48 AM | #9 |
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06-30-2007, 07:10 AM | #10 |
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06-30-2007, 07:12 AM | #11 |
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06-30-2007, 07:14 AM | #12 |
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06-30-2007, 12:58 PM | #13 |
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Let's hope we don't have to eliminate anyone else for eavesdropping on our conversations.
------------- And that's when I finally realised.
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06-30-2007, 01:03 PM | #14 |
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07-01-2007, 11:54 AM | #15 |
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Really why? It must be from all the crack you smoked last week
How does that sausage taste?
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07-01-2007, 06:47 PM | #16 |
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07-02-2007, 05:13 AM | #17 |
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