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Old 06-29-2007, 07:05 PM   #1
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Beat The Champ said in another thread "My friends and I like to get into these embarrassingly private but made-up conversations in elevators and other small places where strangers can't help but overhear."

What an excellent idea for a thread. Respond to my sentence below with something that's either going to sound outragious, humorous, or otherwise odd to a casual listener.

"I dropped by to see Bill and Melinda today."
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Old 06-29-2007, 10:20 PM   #2
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"You don't remember Melinda? Perhaps you know her better as John"

I presume the plan is to a response to one and set up a new feed line so

"I'm not going shopping there any more"
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Old 06-29-2007, 10:24 PM   #3
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Old 06-29-2007, 10:28 PM   #4
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They assured me the snails were already dead. But anybody can lie about that.

I don't care, I'm still getting my stuff from them.
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Old 06-30-2007, 03:10 AM   #5
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Old 06-30-2007, 04:54 AM   #6
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Old 06-30-2007, 06:04 AM   #7
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Old 06-30-2007, 06:05 AM   #8
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Old 06-30-2007, 07:10 AM   #10
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Old 06-30-2007, 12:58 PM   #13
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Let's hope we don't have to eliminate anyone else for eavesdropping on our conversations.
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Old 06-30-2007, 01:03 PM   #14
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Really why? It must be from all the crack you smoked last week


How does that sausage taste?
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