Fortune cookie Fortunes
 

This might not be a long lasting thread but thought it would be fun.

post your fortune cookie fortunes (real or imaginary) here

me first.

'A man's best possesion is a sympathetic wife.'
Lucky # 2, 6, 10, 18, 22, 50
Learn Chinese:Gong-Yuan,(untinteligable Chinese Symbol) Garden

We don't get fortune cookies in this country, not that I go to Chinese restaurants anyway, I can't stand their food.

I think a fortune that read "All your base are belong to us" would be funny. Then again, I do have the grippe, so I could be delusional.

I just got one yesterday.

Say hello to others. You will have a happier day.
Lucky numbers: 18, 19, 21, 30, 35, 38
Learn Chinese: Gift, Li-wu

Once, a very long time ago, I took a bag of peanuts, carefully removed the meat inside a couple of peanuts, placed a fortune into the shell, then glued the shell back together.
I then put the completed "fortune peanut" back into the bag. Needless to say, the result of someone (besides myself, obviously) finding one of these fortunes was absolutely hilarious. I was bored.

Taped to my monitor at work: "You have an unusual equipment for success, use it properly."

From one of my favourite Rocko's Modern Life episodes: "Bad luck and extreme misfortune will infest your pathetic soul for all eternity."

Help! I am being held prisoner in a Chinese bakery.

That light at the end of your tunnel is a train.

and

Flied lice? It's fried rice, you plick.

Your a poor, pathetic, gullible fool who seeks advice from bakery products.

^^ Heheh.

"Made in Singapore."

"You buy more wong poe or you face very messy destiny!"

And...

"You have just eaten, bathroom on right!"

Finally, a good one:

"Someone has complimented you today in your absence"
"6 11 19 37 40. 25"

:) :) :)

LMAO!

I've never had a fortune cookie in my entire life, believe it or not.

:devil: "Man who buys drowned cat, pay for wet pussy" :devil:

Sorry, blame Lo Wang for this one...

"The medium is half the message."

:D

A good baker makes plenty dough

You will do some soul searching, but still won't find it.