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Old 10-17-2006, 05:11 AM   #1
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This might not be a long lasting thread but thought it would be fun.

post your fortune cookie fortunes (real or imaginary) here

me first.

'A man's best possesion is a sympathetic wife.'
Lucky # 2, 6, 10, 18, 22, 50
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Old 10-17-2006, 05:20 AM   #2
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We don't get fortune cookies in this country, not that I go to Chinese restaurants anyway, I can't stand their food.

I think a fortune that read "All your base are belong to us" would be funny. Then again, I do have the grippe, so I could be delusional.
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Old 10-17-2006, 06:28 AM   #3
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I just got one yesterday.

Say hello to others. You will have a happier day.
Lucky numbers: 18, 19, 21, 30, 35, 38
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Old 10-17-2006, 06:35 AM   #4
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Once, a very long time ago, I took a bag of peanuts, carefully removed the meat inside a couple of peanuts, placed a fortune into the shell, then glued the shell back together.
I then put the completed "fortune peanut" back into the bag. Needless to say, the result of someone (besides myself, obviously) finding one of these fortunes was absolutely hilarious. I was bored.
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Old 10-17-2006, 09:31 AM   #5
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Taped to my monitor at work: "You have an unusual equipment for success, use it properly."

From one of my favourite Rocko's Modern Life episodes: "Bad luck and extreme misfortune will infest your pathetic soul for all eternity."
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Old 10-17-2006, 09:50 AM   #6
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Help! I am being held prisoner in a Chinese bakery.
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Old 10-18-2006, 09:32 AM   #7
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That light at the end of your tunnel is a train.

and

Flied lice? It's fried rice, you plick.
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Old 10-19-2006, 05:25 PM   #8
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Your a poor, pathetic, gullible fool who seeks advice from bakery products.
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Old 10-19-2006, 10:01 PM   #9
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^^ Heheh.

"Made in Singapore."
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Old 10-20-2006, 09:49 AM   #10
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"You buy more wong poe or you face very messy destiny!"

And...

"You have just eaten, bathroom on right!"
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Finally, a good one:

"Someone has complimented you today in your absence"
"6 11 19 37 40. 25"

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Share the love.

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Old 11-08-2006, 11:55 AM   #12
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Old 11-08-2006, 05:46 PM   #13
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"Made in Singapore."
LMAO!

I've never had a fortune cookie in my entire life, believe it or not.
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Old 11-08-2006, 06:19 PM   #14
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"Man who buys drowned cat, pay for wet pussy"

Sorry, blame Lo Wang for this one...
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Old 11-09-2006, 03:12 AM   #15
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"The medium is half the message."

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Old 12-28-2006, 12:00 PM   #16
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A good baker makes plenty dough
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Old 12-28-2006, 02:01 PM   #17
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You will do some soul searching, but still won't find it.
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