10-17-2006, 05:11 AM | #1 |
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Fortune cookie Fortunes
This might not be a long lasting thread but thought it would be fun.
post your fortune cookie fortunes (real or imaginary) here me first. 'A man's best possesion is a sympathetic wife.' Lucky # 2, 6, 10, 18, 22, 50 Learn Chinese:Gong-Yuan,(untinteligable Chinese Symbol) Garden |
10-17-2006, 05:20 AM | #2 |
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We don't get fortune cookies in this country, not that I go to Chinese restaurants anyway, I can't stand their food.
I think a fortune that read "All your base are belong to us" would be funny. Then again, I do have the grippe, so I could be delusional.
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10-17-2006, 06:28 AM | #3 |
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I just got one yesterday.
Say hello to others. You will have a happier day. Lucky numbers: 18, 19, 21, 30, 35, 38 Learn Chinese: Gift, Li-wu |
10-17-2006, 06:35 AM | #4 |
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Once, a very long time ago, I took a bag of peanuts, carefully removed the meat inside a couple of peanuts, placed a fortune into the shell, then glued the shell back together.
I then put the completed "fortune peanut" back into the bag. Needless to say, the result of someone (besides myself, obviously) finding one of these fortunes was absolutely hilarious. I was bored.
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10-17-2006, 09:31 AM | #5 |
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Taped to my monitor at work: "You have an unusual equipment for success, use it properly."
From one of my favourite Rocko's Modern Life episodes: "Bad luck and extreme misfortune will infest your pathetic soul for all eternity."
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10-17-2006, 09:50 AM | #6 |
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Help! I am being held prisoner in a Chinese bakery.
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10-18-2006, 09:32 AM | #7 |
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That light at the end of your tunnel is a train.
and Flied lice? It's fried rice, you plick.
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10-19-2006, 05:25 PM | #8 |
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Your a poor, pathetic, gullible fool who seeks advice from bakery products.
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10-19-2006, 10:01 PM | #9 |
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^^ Heheh.
"Made in Singapore."
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10-20-2006, 09:49 AM | #10 |
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"You buy more wong poe or you face very messy destiny!"
And... "You have just eaten, bathroom on right!"
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11-08-2006, 11:21 AM | #11 |
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Finally, a good one:
"Someone has complimented you today in your absence" "6 11 19 37 40. 25"
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11-08-2006, 11:55 AM | #12 |
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11-08-2006, 05:46 PM | #13 |
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11-08-2006, 06:19 PM | #14 |
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"Man who buys drowned cat, pay for wet pussy"
Sorry, blame Lo Wang for this one...
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11-09-2006, 03:12 AM | #15 |
Not like them!
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"The medium is half the message."
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12-28-2006, 12:00 PM | #16 |
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A good baker makes plenty dough
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12-28-2006, 02:01 PM | #17 |
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You will do some soul searching, but still won't find it.
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