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Kingzjester 09-18-2003 08:30 AM

"Britney Spears is a whore"...
 
... or so the people who support the teaching of abstinence from sex in US schools say. It seems our up-until-recently-pure virgin lass - who made lip service to the campaign - is a whore. She admitted to have had sex in some magazine. I mean, she didn't have sex in some magazine, but that is where she spilled her beans.

I don't really care about the impure existence of that little belly-dancing spawn of Satan, what I do care about is the mindlessness of the whole abstinence movement.

BBC article:
Quote:

Under the terms of the multi-million-dollar fund which have been made available under President Bush for abstinence education, schools and groups can only claim federal money for sex education programmes if the classes have as their "exclusive purpose" the promotion of abstinence.

They must make clear that sexual activity outside of marriage is harmful, both mentally and physically. If contraception is mentioned, it must only be in the context of its fallibility.

The state of Louisiana, for example, has abolished all programmes providing what is known as comprehensive sex education - classes which give students information about contraception and abortion in addition to encouraging them to wait before entering into a sexual relationship.

Dan Richey, state coordinator of the Louisiana Governor's Program on Abstinence, believes that telling young people about condoms and other forms of contraception increases sexual activity, and consequently increases the rate of teenage pregnancy and the transmission of sexual diseases.
This shit doesn't work. I am sick and tired of Reactionary measures. I am sick and tired of wholesome, moral people. I think it is about fucking time we take control from their impotent god-fearing hands, so I say...








Intrepid Homoludens 09-18-2003 08:48 AM

OMG!!! Britney is a SKANK!! NOOOOOO!!!!

[runs up to the top floor of the Empire State and defenestrates himself]

Kingzjester 09-18-2003 09:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Intrepid Homoludens
...defenestrates himself

'Defenestrate' is the greatest word ever. I love that word.

However, I do declare that 'autodefenestration' would work better when used in context of a suicide...

Intrepid Homoludens 09-18-2003 09:06 AM

[becomes annoyed and autodefenestrates the Texan]

"Oops!...I did it again
I played with your *BLEEP*, got lost in the game
Oh baby, baby
Oops!...You think I'm in love
That I'm sent from above
I'm not that innocent"

Tamara 09-18-2003 09:09 AM

Beh, stupid. About as stupid as this:

Guardian article
Quote:

A bill due before parliament next week will make it a criminal offence for two 15-year-olds to kiss in public, the Home Office said last night.

But officials said those below the age of consent were unlikely to be prosecuted if both were enjoying the embrace.

[..]

Anne Weyman, the association's chief executive, said the bill would criminalise all consenting sexual activity among those under 16.

"This behaviour could include common petting activities such as kissing and touching, through to full sexual intercourse," she said.

[..]

"If the bill is passed without any amendments, such activity could carry a prison sentence of up to five years."

ysbreker 09-18-2003 09:22 AM

I think america should conquer the sahara desert so they have enough sand to hide their big ignorant sad smallminded heads in.

Open your eyes! [slaps ignorant americans with the cold hard facts]
Sex is there and abstinence doesn't work! welcome to the 21st century!

Geez. I bet that these people have never been in the real world outside their protected little secured suburbs...

Henke 09-18-2003 09:23 AM

Britney Spears can be and do what ever she wants. I sincerly couldn't care less.

Phil25 09-18-2003 09:24 AM

Makes sense, go to jail for kissings, and get sodomized for five years. That'll teach 'em!

Tamara 09-18-2003 09:39 AM

lmao ... in case it wasn't clear, the second link refers to the UK

Wajus 09-18-2003 10:08 AM

The less sexual education there is in USA the better. There will hopefully be less americans probably... or maybe the effect will be quite the opposite? I'm confused :confused: Help!

np Circle - Vaudeville

Intrepid Homoludens 09-18-2003 01:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wajus
The less sexual education there is in USA the better.

Wajus, that's exactly what the problem is! :frown:

tabacco 09-18-2003 01:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ysbreker
I think america should conquer the sahara desert so they have enough sand to hide their big ignorant sad smallminded heads in.

Open your eyes! [slaps ignorant americans with the cold hard facts]
Sex is there and abstinence doesn't work! welcome to the 21st century!

Geez. I bet that these people have never been in the real world outside their protected little secured suburbs...

Whoops! I sense an overgeneralization! Guess again.

GreenJeanz 09-18-2003 06:19 PM

Ysy!! Wajus! You both should be ashamed. :rolleyes: I never thought I'd hear such tripe from either of you, particularly Ysy..*sniffle*

Wajus 09-18-2003 07:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GreenJeanz
Ysy!! Wajus! You both should be ashamed. :rolleyes: I never thought I'd hear such tripe from either of you, particularly Ysy..*sniffle*

For christ's sake GJ! You live in Georgia, you one should understand.

;)

OK TRIP and GJ, bad joke. Especially since in Poland we have similar problem with our own christian bigotry.

ysbreker 09-19-2003 02:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tabacco
Whoops! I sense an overgeneralization! Guess again.

Yes that was an overgeneralization. But my point still stands for all the ignorant people out there who think that abstinence is going to work...

twifkak 09-19-2003 04:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kingzjester
'Defenestrate' is the greatest word ever. I love that word.

However, I do declare that 'autodefenestration' would work better when used in context of a suicide...

Good tip. I could've used that a while back...

Jake 09-19-2003 09:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ysbreker
all the ignorant people out there who think that abstinence is going to work...

I think you're missing the point :) Abstinence works just fine, I'd imagine. It's the teaching of it as the only alternative to jail and or the flames of Hell thats not such a clever idea.

Maybe when people our age end up in positions of power they'll care less about this sort of thing, but more likely than not the ones who end up in positions of power are the ones who will have built up immense guilt complexes for giving their boyfriends blowjobs in the freezer of Baskin Robbins (I hate real life high school gossip but theres an example of it), and will be even harder on their kids than their parents are on them. Sigh.

We should all move to Canada for our sex. Unfortunately, "Canada" and "sex" couldn't fit together any less in my mind, so I guess that's out.

Erwin_Br 09-19-2003 09:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ysbreker
I think america should conquer the sahara desert so they have enough sand to hide their big ignorant sad smallminded heads in.

Open your eyes! [slaps ignorant americans with the cold hard facts]
Sex is there and abstinence doesn't work! welcome to the 21st century!

Geez. I bet that these people have never been in the real world outside their protected little secured suburbs...

the US are a big country, you know. :rolleyes:

Also, don't forget we have a lot of narrow minded people here too. I bet you never been to Ede or some other hellhole in the East parts of our country. ;)

--Erwin

Erwin_Br 09-19-2003 09:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ysbreker
Yes that was an overgeneralization. But my point still stands for all the ignorant people out there who think that abstinence is going to work...

Well, for some people it will. I mean, everybody's different so how would you know?

It wouldn't work for me, though :devil:

--Erwin

Intrepid Homoludens 09-19-2003 09:57 AM

Me neither. I love hot, mad, messy, passionate sex. But the partner MUST be experienced and know how to work it. Mmmph!


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