09-18-2003, 08:30 AM | #1 | |
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"Britney Spears is a whore"...
... or so the people who support the teaching of abstinence from sex in US schools say. It seems our up-until-recently-pure virgin lass - who made lip service to the campaign - is a whore. She admitted to have had sex in some magazine. I mean, she didn't have sex in some magazine, but that is where she spilled her beans.
I don't really care about the impure existence of that little belly-dancing spawn of Satan, what I do care about is the mindlessness of the whole abstinence movement. BBC article: Quote:
GEORGE CARLIN FOR PRESIDENT!
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09-18-2003, 08:48 AM | #2 |
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OMG!!! Britney is a SKANK!! NOOOOOO!!!!
[runs up to the top floor of the Empire State and defenestrates himself]
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09-18-2003, 09:03 AM | #3 | |
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09-18-2003, 09:06 AM | #4 |
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[becomes annoyed and autodefenestrates the Texan]
"Oops!...I did it again I played with your *BLEEP*, got lost in the game Oh baby, baby Oops!...You think I'm in love That I'm sent from above I'm not that innocent"
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09-18-2003, 09:09 AM | #5 | |
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Beh, stupid. About as stupid as this:
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09-18-2003, 09:22 AM | #6 |
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I think america should conquer the sahara desert so they have enough sand to hide their big ignorant sad smallminded heads in.
Open your eyes! [slaps ignorant americans with the cold hard facts] Sex is there and abstinence doesn't work! welcome to the 21st century! Geez. I bet that these people have never been in the real world outside their protected little secured suburbs... |
09-18-2003, 09:23 AM | #7 |
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Britney Spears can be and do what ever she wants. I sincerly couldn't care less.
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09-18-2003, 09:24 AM | #8 |
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Makes sense, go to jail for kissings, and get sodomized for five years. That'll teach 'em!
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09-18-2003, 09:39 AM | #9 |
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lmao ... in case it wasn't clear, the second link refers to the UK
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09-18-2003, 10:08 AM | #10 |
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The less sexual education there is in USA the better. There will hopefully be less americans probably... or maybe the effect will be quite the opposite? I'm confused Help!
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09-18-2003, 01:17 PM | #11 | |
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09-18-2003, 01:24 PM | #12 | |
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09-18-2003, 06:19 PM | #13 |
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Ysy!! Wajus! You both should be ashamed. I never thought I'd hear such tripe from either of you, particularly Ysy..*sniffle*
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09-18-2003, 07:29 PM | #14 | |
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OK TRIP and GJ, bad joke. Especially since in Poland we have similar problem with our own christian bigotry.
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09-19-2003, 04:51 AM | #16 | |
:P ^^^ at tamz
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09-19-2003, 09:11 AM | #17 | |
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Maybe when people our age end up in positions of power they'll care less about this sort of thing, but more likely than not the ones who end up in positions of power are the ones who will have built up immense guilt complexes for giving their boyfriends blowjobs in the freezer of Baskin Robbins (I hate real life high school gossip but theres an example of it), and will be even harder on their kids than their parents are on them. Sigh. We should all move to Canada for our sex. Unfortunately, "Canada" and "sex" couldn't fit together any less in my mind, so I guess that's out.
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09-19-2003, 09:51 AM | #18 | |
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09-19-2003, 09:55 AM | #19 | |
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It wouldn't work for me, though --Erwin
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09-19-2003, 09:57 AM | #20 |
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Me neither. I love hot, mad, messy, passionate sex. But the partner MUST be experienced and know how to work it. Mmmph!
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