Post Number 1000! I win!

Awww im sorry, you must be feeling left out :frown:

*destroys Scotts complete crotch with whith my awesome powerness*

there ya go

Hey, my crotch deserves attention! :D

*Fires a rocket at Scott, sending him spinning into the icy void of space*

Oh by the way I had a spare pair of legs in my inventory

Ugh, make up your mind! Do you want me to pay attention to your crotch, or do you want me spinning into the icy void of space? You can't have both, you know.
(While Seebaruk ponders the merits of these choices, Scott takes the prize!)

after what I did to it his crotch pretty much is an icy void of space :D

Are you telling me you're that good...or that you're that bad? :devil:

Wow this is getting silly! So silly that I'm gonna encase myself in carbonite with the prize so none of you can get to it, and have myself a beer. Have a good weekend guys! ;)

A little bit of both :D

Stepping into the fray, RLacey nabs the prize from the squabbling children.

*crashes a Zepalin into Lacy*

Is that so?

You don't know who I am, do you?

YOU DO NOT KNOW WHO I AM!

(Karmillo, there's no such thing as a Zepalin. That's like saying you can wong the image. Or that annubody else can, besides me, for that matter :devil: )

um...an artiste?

Oh oh no, you have no idea, but one day...

:Z

:pan:

;(

/ slips through the mayhem and carries the prize off for safe-keeping so it doesn't accidentally get destroyed by a stray crotch-burst or something.

/ also fights an almost overwhelming urge to put the phrase "stray crotch-burst" into a search engine just to see what horrors the internet will throw up.

EDIT Rather a let-down. They all come up with no results try checking your spelling. :frown: :D

*crotch-bursts stepurhan*

oops sorry...reflexes :crazy:

Are you related to Sex Machine from "From Dusk Till Dawn" Karmillo?

Seem to recall he had a similar crotch-bursting setup.

Note, I'm saying related. I'm not saying you're a sex machine.

When I was but a little tyke I often spoke of growing up to have a Crotch Cannon, but that son of a bitch was obviously that guy in the bushes I kept running into and stole my idea!

Can I be untroublesomed, now?
















































































I'd say it's about time.





























































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Oh, okay.

Ehm...







































































































... wtf? :D