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Originally Posted by Kingzjester
Doctors are hacks. There is as much rationale to stuffing you with a handful of antibiotics and geting an X-ray (doctors' stock answers to all problems) - as there is to look in the spilt beans and nuts and predict one's future.
That is why I prefer voodoo to medicine.
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I resort to traditional Finnish methods. One of my favourites is climbing on the roof of a house in New Year's Eve and sitting (my back facing East... or was it North?) on a piece of pig's hide. I also take a bucket of water and throw it in a crossing of four roads.
Who knows what wonders I've achieved through those tricks?
