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gillyruless · 09-30-2004, 07:11 AM

1. Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra?
2. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
3. How is it possible to have a civil war?
4. If God dropped acid, would he see people?
5. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?
6. If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry?
7. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
8. Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it?
9. Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of"assteroids"?
10. Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?
11. Have you ever noticed that when you are driving, everyone who drives slower than you is an idiot and everyone who drives faster than you is a maniac?
12. Where are we going? And what's with this handbasket?
13. If the "blackbox" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of the stuff?
14. Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
15. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and
apes?
16. The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
17. I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help
section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
18. If all those psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are they all still working?
19. Should crematoriums give discounts for burn victims?
20. If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
21. Have you ever noticed that here in America, we park on the driveways and drive on the parkways?

09-30-2004, 07:11 AM	#7
gillyruless Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 2,022	21 Questions 1. Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra? 2. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery? 3. How is it possible to have a civil war? 4. If God dropped acid, would he see people? 5. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too? 6. If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry? 7. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? 8. Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it? 9. Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of"assteroids"? 10. Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them? 11. Have you ever noticed that when you are driving, everyone who drives slower than you is an idiot and everyone who drives faster than you is a maniac? 12. Where are we going? And what's with this handbasket? 13. If the "blackbox" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of the stuff? 14. Why is there an expiration date on sour cream? 15. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes? 16. The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. 17. I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose. 18. If all those psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are they all still working? 19. Should crematoriums give discounts for burn victims? 20. If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap? 21. Have you ever noticed that here in America, we park on the driveways and drive on the parkways?