[ConcreteRancor]

Originally Posted by fov

Just think of how a Spam army would invade. Slithering along, leaving a sticky trail of animal byproducts in their paths....

I can just hear the thuds of the invading spam as it plops down on the rooftops... and the oogy brown trail it would leave as it slid down the windows...

Using their enlarged manhoods and sacks of money from Nigerian princes as clubs, they will beat you down before they finish you off by force-feeding you questionable pharmaceuticals.

P.S. "Questionable Pharmaceuticals" would be an excellent name for a rock band.