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Old 09-11-2003, 05:47 AM   #1
Wormsie
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Going to the hospital just isn't worth your time. They didn't find anything wrong with me (except the bloodtest still needs to be analyzed).

On the other hand it was a blast! I met interesting people, had interesting conversation, learnt interesting things and got interesting experiences. Really, try this:

1) Drink 1.5 litres of water. 2) Remain seated for two hours 15 minutes. 3) Rise and try to walk. (All blood has gone to your lower body).

When I rose I slowly but steadily started losing conscious. As I literally stumbled through the door of the reception, I just knew that I absolutely had to sit down. I found a chair, sat and remained seated, seeing nothing, realizing nothing. Then I heard a distant, concerned voice: "Is something wrong with you?"

A question. OK. So I probably have to answer something, I thought slowly.

"I'm supposed to... have.... a blood test... an ultrasound.... and... x-ray...." I replied weakly. "And I'm feeling drowsy...."

My ears started ringing.

"Drowsy?" the voice asked. (I believe she thought I was drunk. Can't blame her...)

I mumbled something in reply.

"When were you born?" the voice asked.

"Seventeenth of July, nineteenhundred and eighty-five..." I replied, carefully pronouncing each syllable. I slowly looked up, and noticed that the figure in front of me was starting to resemble a human being. Voices, though, were still coming from somewhere distant.

EDIT: GreenJeanz, what do you think of the mp3 I sent you?

Last edited by deadworm222; 09-11-2003 at 06:06 AM.
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