Bazoomba!
You are overcome with such boldness and forwardness that you fearlessly walk up to Emma Watson to ask her out, but you "make a move" that you didn't count on making. As you are striding
boldly towards Emma, you trip and fall
forward face first right into her bosom, causing her to freak out and scream her head off and attack you in panic, attracting the paparazzi. You appear in all of the British tabloids as the bloke who got up close and personal with "
Her-mammary Grandeur".
^ I hope I can find all the cheap adventure games I'm looking for on Saturday at the CNE.