England is great.
We all live just round the corner from your relations over here and regularly take tea with the queen.
As for the sogginess, that is true for no more than 360 days of the year so it hardly counts really!
We are also in the funny position of having no national pride whatsoever (it is illegal over here) but still knowing we're better than everyone else.
To sum it up, I would say that everyone has his or her own definition of what it is to be English and all of them are wrong.
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