Rude Joke from an Accountancy forum. You have been warned.
An accountant was (unusually) having a very quiet morning.
As there was no-one around, he shut his office door, and extracted from his briefcase his latest "top shelf" magazine containing some interesting pictures including "double entry".
Feeling suitably motivated, he then proceeded upon a discreet engagement with "Madam Palm and her five lovely daughters".
He was just about to "achieve his target" when his office door opened and in walked a client. With quick thinking, he popped open his petty cash tin, and made a swift deposit.
"Good morning Mr Smith" said the client. "You're looking very pleased with yourself today!"
"Well as a matter of fact I am" he replied. "I've just come into some money".
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Cold Topic
A thread most controversial, that’s what I want to start
Full of impassioned arguments, of posting from the heart
And for this stimulation all will be thankful to me
On come on everybody it won’t work if you agree
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