*waves to bullsie in the "Highbury Hilton"*
Verjaardagstaart!
You are driving around in your car with the roof down with a nice female octopus swimming in a tank in the passenger seat; however, after hitting a bump in the road, the startled octopus flings itself onto your face, blocking your view, causing you to make gurgly screams and drive uncontrollably until you crash your car into a tree. To make matters worse, you realize you've crossed over into Germany, where German police charge with with unsafe operation of a motor vehicle and illegal smuggling of an aquatic lifeform.
I wish I didn't have to re-send any more tax forms to students who were too irresponsible to update their addresses.
