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Old 05-13-2010, 02:36 PM   #42624
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Sure. But I'll tell you, it's most likely not going to be right between us, for a number of reasons. Namely:

- you're a little young for me
- we're nowhere near anywhere in the same geographical region
- we're not close enough friends that I'm comfortable telling you anything substantial about myself
- you don't seem to really care what kind of a person I am, aside from the fact that I have boobs and won't outright reject you
- I'm actually in love with someone else, and I don't know whether you're okay with that
- I still haven't seen a picture of you, damn it!
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