1. I'd like to think so, but I'm occasionally wrong, so it's nice to have the little smiley faces there to point me in the right direction. Or something.
2. I'm feeling too listless to answer your question right now.
3. Convince Texas that it wants to separate from the rest of the country, Quebec-style.
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1. What real thing in the world do you wish was merely satire?
2. What satire do you wish was a real thing in the world?
3. Do you give a poop what Roger Ebert thinks about video games?
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Squinky is always right, but only for certain values of "always" and "right".
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