That's because, even though you're joking, you sound like you're serious. I have the same problem all the time. People mistake my heavy sarcasm for utter sincerity.
For example. Twilight is undoubtedly the greatest work of literature ever, rivalling War and Peace and other such trivial drivel. I did not find the lead character at all whiny or self-obsessed from the very first page and the later tender scenes between her and Edward Cullen were not remotely sickening in every way. After reading this I have destroyed every other book I own and intend to solely read the Twilight series over and over for the rest of my life.
Just wait. Someone will be along shortly believing I love the book.
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A thread most controversial, that’s what I want to start
Full of impassioned arguments, of posting from the heart
And for this stimulation all will be thankful to me
On come on everybody it won’t work if you agree
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