In a statement earlier today, the CEO of Awesome Obstacle Courses, the company responsible for 'Thread-Kill', said:
"Removing the victory part was the only way to get censors off our back. In retrospect, the whole paedo-ninja-radiator was too much." He then added, "We would have made a more family friendly victory sequence but 'Murder, She Wrote' came on."
Many gamers are outraged, so now they finally see how we - the mainstream media - feel about them running over prostitutes in 'Doom' and having freaky, freaky super sex in 'Mass Effect'!
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