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Old 08-28-2009, 10:54 AM   #38121
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My imaginaty girlfriend kicked me out on our first week anniversary - she bought a spaceship equipped with Deathstorm Killgasm Megamissile Lasers, Satellanavicon SV-3000 navigation systems, Squinchum & Sons' state-of-the-art shields, and on-board Mr. Frosty ice cream maker.

I got her an XXL-sized T-shirt that I stole from a homeless person (he was using it as a rudimentary tent) that had a picture of Peter Sissons' face accompanied by the slogan "Peter Sissons Knows What You Did Last Summer".


I'm studying English Literature and Media, by the way.
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