Boo Boo McSqueegee!
Your friend's life is now unimaginably wonderful, with much success, fame, fortune and happiness. It's
so great that your friend won't stop talking, e-mailing, blogging, Facebooking and Twittering about how it's much better than
your life, so you become insanely jealous, sever the friendship and move to another planet.
I wish the garbage strike in Toronto would end soon.
