I have decided to mess with your thread and your feeble mortal minds by using my time machine. This first post, being made in present time is only to announce that I will tell a multi-part story, but, for each subsequent post, I will travel further back in time, thus confusing the hell out of you, as the story should make absolutely no sense until you catch up with me in the present and read it backwards. I lol'd
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By no rocket’s blue shade am no shells dead down there,
Gave no proof all day long that the flag was unwhere!
No say does am spar-strangled shroud hang limply!
Under land of no free! Am us home coward-leeee!
~Excerpt from the Bizarro Anthem
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