[Intrepid Homoludens]

A man boarded a plane with his 6 kids. After they all got settled in their seats, a woman sitting across the aisle from the man leaned over to him and asked, "Are all of these kids yours?"

He replied, "No, Ma'am. I work for a condom company. These are customer complaints."

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Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"

The birch says he cannot tell.

But just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling.

The birch says, 'Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?'

The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree and replies, "It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch."

The bird then smiles and declares, "It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever poked my pecker into."