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Dear Hammie
Recently I have started working at a sea-life centre where the dolphins live forever. The reason for this infinitely extended life-span is a food formula that includes baby seabirds in its ingredients. I went out to collect some the other day and, on my way back, came across a sleeping lion blocking the pathway. I carefully stepped over it and continued on my way.
I now fear I may be convicted of transporting young gulls across sedate lions for immortal porpoises. Please advise.
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You must confess your sins!
Not to a priest, but the planet itself.
I don't know how to do that, I'm afraid...
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In which jurisdiction is it legal for me to marry my sousaphone, and how can I go about procuring the proper paperwork to do so?
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You can marry a sousaphone in most states where gay marriage is illegal.
They legalised sousaphone and recorder marriages there to feel like they were offering an alternative.
Why musical instruments? Why not ask the guy who thought up the idea?
"Well, some them woodwinds is purdy phallic."
-- Martin Ch'zinq'canchenkensten-Schmidt
