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Can I be convicted of making an obscene clone fall?
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No. You could be convicted of time-travel suicide, though...
Sort out a good lawyer!!
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There's a foul odour coming from under my kitchen sink. Do you think I should take accordion lessons?
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I won't debunk the theory that the accordion is an effective instrument to use to clear our bad odours, because it's true.
What I
will tell you, though, is that the bassoon works much quicker, as do oboes that have been blessed by Hungarian shamans.
