Originally Posted by SSH
In the beginning when god was creating the world, he was sitting on a cloud, telling his pal the Archangel Gabriel
what he planned for Scotland.
"Gabby," says he, "I'm going to give this place high majestic mountains, purple glens, soaring eagles, streams laden with salmon, golden fields of barley from which a whisky coloured nectar can be made, green, lush, spectacular golf courses, coal in the ground, oil under the sea,...gas".
"Hold up! Hold up!" Interjected the bold Gabriel " Are you not being too generous to these Scots? "
Back came the Almighty's reply
"Not really, wait until you see the neighbours I'm giving them !!!."
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