Well, I guess it was either Jerry Bruckheimer or John Woo, and it looks like the latter has optioned the rights to adapt the Metroid series into a film. I'll just go on record now with the assumption that it'll be crap. The guys who held the rights before Woo got them were the American Pie guys, though, so maybe it'll be
slightly less crappy...
http://www.gamespot.com/news/2004/04...s_6093071.html