[Squinky]

Squinky's Taxonomy of Relative Age
(subject to change at any time)

If you were born before 1950, I consider you "old".
If you were born between 1950-1963, I consider you "my parents' age".
If you were born between 1964-1983, I consider you "older than me, but not old".
If you were born between 1984-1987, I consider you "my age".
If you were born between 1988-1989, I consider you "little".
If you were born in 1990 or later, I consider you "a baby".