Okay, you've only eaten her head. The rest is still there. I'm sure this will help your trial. Everyone who ever knew you is hoping for the death sentence. By the way, the press got to your house before the cops did. (This story was so gleefully news-worthy it activated all their sixth senses.) The rest of the body still being there means they get a much better picture than they would have, which gets put on the front page of every newspaper in the world.
I wish I could play musical instruments on the Jewish day of rest.
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