[Squinky]

I'm amused that this is all coming from someone who's always going around and whining that he has no friends in LA because everyone's so superficial. I'm aware that this is yet another ad hominem tu quoque, but I still believe it's a relevant objection to make. If it's so easy, then go ahead and do it yourself.

All that aside, yes, of course I go outside, and yes, I talk to real people. The problem I have is, you know, actually getting past the "acquaintance" stage and making deep, enduring connections with others. If you've got any practical advice in that regard, I'd actually be more than happy to read it.

P.S. *insert something witty about a short stroll from Vancouver to Hamilton here*