Peeve: People who keep whining about how incomplete their lives are if they aren't having sex on a regular basis. I mean, yeah, I'm a virgin, so my opinions on the matter don't count, but I think my life is complete enough, thankyouverymuch. At the very least, I'm in no real hurry to get laid, seeing as it'll apparently make me all whiny when I'm not getting any...
Auntie Peeve: Uh... dark chocolate!
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Squinky is always right, but only for certain values of "always" and "right".
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