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Old 02-01-2008, 05:52 AM   #21
stepurhan
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I could do you a poem about benchmarking and cost effectiveness, would that be any help?
Here you go Lucien. Will this do the job?

Present THIS to your bosses

Are their systems defective
or are they cost effective?
Do they spend all day larking
Or will they look good on benchmarking?
Are they riddled with deficiency
Or a model of efficiency?
Will we have to fine tune it
This little Finance Unit?
To check that they're on plan
We're sure that Lucien's our man.

Now you just need Trumgottist to set it to music (sorry, don't think it's either pop or traditional and it doesn't fit the prescribed form) and you're all set.
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A thread most controversial, that’s what I want to start
Full of impassioned arguments, of posting from the heart
And for this stimulation all will be thankful to me
On come on everybody it won’t work if you agree
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