1. My laptop.
2. I try not to, but it happens. When I start naming them, then it's time to start getting worried.
3. I try my best to keep using them. Hell, my laptop's almost four years old, and it still works like a charm.
P.S. JKR, you'd like the Arabic alphabet. It has none of that silly silent letter business, and short vowel sounds are even omitted from text, to boot.
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