[stepurhan]

So many pages!!!!

Originally Posted by Giligan

I was in it. I just didn't win.

If it's any comfort I'm pretty sure I remembered to put you in the draw itself.

Originally Posted by Jazhara7

Well, if all you upright Englishmen do not recognise such a thing exists, you're going to be in big trouble if you ever have to pee.

One does not have to acknowledge something exists to utilise it in an activity that merely involves relaxing a muscle (though I will admit a bit of minor acknowledgement assists aiming )

Originally Posted by Squinky

Speaking of which, I should probably mention that everyone dies at the end, Hamlet-style.

That will teach them that taking up smoking is a bad idea.

Originally Posted by RLacey

It's not a spoiler. It's within the Thread™ itself, so it's actually foreshadowing .

I thought foreshadowing was more subtle than that.

Originally Posted by Giligan

Yes... it's me.

No, that wouldn't work either. You'd be too obvious a candidate for twist ending. What we need is someone who lurks in the background. Who seems harmless. Who you only notice is there because of their bright apparel. Someone like that.

Originally Posted by Giligan

I think not.

Better not let Sartre hear you say that. He'll say you don't exist.

Originally Posted by Jat316sob

The Thread™ says 'Barbra Streisand' to me.

It's worrying when threads start talking to you. As long as it doesn't start saying "Kill! Kill them all!!!!" I can't see the harm in it though.

Originally Posted by Squinky

Okay.

Dear Jattykins. I hate your stinkin' guts. You make me vomit. You're the scum between my toes. Love, Squinky.

I think you ruined the overall atmosphere with the "Love" bit at the end.

Originally Posted by Jelena

Let's watch the kids throw sand at each other.
*brings out popcorn*

< supplies bags of Thro-Ezee sand.

Originally Posted by RLacey

In other news, I've finally got around to "streamlining" my signature.

I think you forgot to clear out all the inaccurate bits.