(^ here's hoping that the tabloids never read this thread
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"You didn't!! You never did! How could you!?! You KNOW how much I hate tacky tourist crap! I mean, for god's sake, it's a mongoose with a hat saying "PORTUGAL YEH!"! What does that have to do with anything??"
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"So don't you look for me
I'll be where you can't see
Somewhere I can't be found
My little underground"