>shape tinfoil into fedora.
You will feel much less silly now, seeing as what you're about to do.
>use crowbar on gnarled knob in esophagus opening.
The sudden influx of alkaseltzer and stomach acid has softened the crowbar, allowing you to make a whip out of it. You climb up, and are now hanging above the bubbling gruel.
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