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Old 06-25-2007, 12:43 PM   #10
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>shape tinfoil into fedora.

You will feel much less silly now, seeing as what you're about to do.

>use crowbar on gnarled knob in esophagus opening.

The sudden influx of alkaseltzer and stomach acid has softened the crowbar, allowing you to make a whip out of it. You climb up, and are now hanging above the bubbling gruel.
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