[Spiwak]

OK but in all fairness, now that the ol' Florida prodding is done, that is only a portion of Florida. Down South there are some massively rich communities, and some upper middle class Jewish communities and whatever. There's also Miami, a sprawling urban center with a massive Hispanic population, and a lot of slums and some beautiful locales (like Coral Gables). And there's also Miami Beach and Daytona Beach (which is in east-central Florida) which have a shit-ton of beautiful "young adults" running around. Daytona is also really seedy. Then there's Jacksonville, my home turf, which is pretty nondescript, a city that's always excited when we're put on the map. Tallahassee is pretty dirty and even has its own strain of Herpes. And Tampa is pretty cool, housing both the largest vinyl record collection in the world and the largest collection of wine. Also, there's the University of Florida, and we are basically one of the two counties that vote democrat (the other being Miami-Dade), buncha young idealistic college kids...and frat-boys. Florida in a nutshell, as far as cities are concerned. We also have some hicks and some beautiful marshland, and fucking manatees!