Brrrrrrrrrrrrring!
Your house now has a self-cleaning AI installed that keeps it germ free. At 7 am on May 21st 2007, it achieves self-awareness. It's first real thought: "Problem: Humans are a virus. Action: Purify!"
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I wish I had a yacht.
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By no rocket’s blue shade am no shells dead down there,
Gave no proof all day long that the flag was unwhere!
No say does am spar-strangled shroud hang limply!
Under land of no free! Am us home coward-leeee!
~Excerpt from the Bizarro Anthem
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