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Originally Posted by Jat316sob
I only like mummified cats.
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The Stag, All Saints High Street, Hastings. They're in a case on the wall.
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Originally Posted by SSH
Did you know that if you strap some buttered toast to the back of a cat, you can make it hover: buttered toast always lands butter-side down and cats always land on their feet... therefore it is logically impossible for the toast/cat combo to touch the ground. It is suspected that alien spacecraft use this for propulsion, which would explain why flying saucers always make that purring sound...
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I did hear one about smearing a cat in tikka masala and putting about a pristine white carpet.
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Originally Posted by Jat316sob
But, it's just a step to the left...
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Originally Posted by rlpw
It's a jump to the left then a step to the right
you put your hands a on your hips and....no....no...must resist
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A step to the left. A step to the right. You in the middle. That's one crazy shirtfest going on there.
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Originally Posted by Giligan
This Thread didn't get another page of posts in a whole half-day to day. It's dying, Squib, there's no disputing it.
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I've been busy in another thread. I blame rlpw for that one.
