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Originally Posted by Giligan
Interesting to note your use of the word "professional". As if I was a hitman or something.
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Well, that's ridiculous. It's not like you have knowledge about lots of different weapons, such that a hitman might need, or anything.
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Originally Posted by Giligan
We regret to inform you that that piece of machinery does not suit our current requirements.
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I stongly suspect that machinery also breaches several Health and Safety regulations. Plus there is the whole child labour thing.
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Originally Posted by Giligan
(Incidentally, I type faster than anyone here! W00t!)
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What's your speed? I'm a 60 wpm man myself.
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Originally Posted by Jat316sob
"The Blair Switch Project" the writers behind Newsnight are so witty...
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You should check out the ad break captions on Channel 4 news.