Now here is a cheap and mindless rip-off of an epic tale of old:
963 pages of nonsense
a thrilling story of
love,
revenge,
broken alliances
and
the ultimate quest
to kill
a virtually immortal virtual entity
unanimously deemed by the critics as
"(...) longer than the
Three Word Story (...)"
and
"(...) shorter than
Lord of the Rings (...)"
and
"Unbeatable!"
in 19249 episodes
inspired by true events
Start reading
here.