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Old 03-28-2007, 09:37 AM   #94
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My daughter told me two knock - knock joke she heard on Clifford this morning. Hold on b/c they are corny

Knock - Knock

Who’s there?

Abby

Abby who?

Abby stung me (a bee stung me)

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Knock - Knock

Who's there?

Amos

Amos who?

A mosquito bit me

I told you they where corny, I just like hearing her tell the joke.
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